Hola, and welcome to the newest update of UR JERKIN’ Sorry I haven’t been posting much, real life is kicking my ass, and I can’t find any good shit to review. Also, I posted a new blog in the links section, which should have a lot of good stuff in the near future. Anyway, this scene stars a girl I’ve never seen before, Hanna Hilton. It’s from Real Wife Stories, and involves a hot blonde chick getting railed by some douchebag. Enjoy!
The scene begins with some bitch that looks like a bitch and some douche that talks like a douche in bed. He explains how the snooze function of his alarm clock works, while kissing her bra strap. He also wears douchy underwear. After that, the girl with the huge rack gets up, showing off a pretty sick little tramp stamp, I think it’s a bullfrog or something. Then the plot gets set into motion, as big titted girl calls some bro dude, explaining that her boyfriend or significant other is still around. She begins putting her fingers in an around her pussy, while moaning on the cell phone, despite having already said goodbye. Then she says goodbye again, as the bro dude jumps on a trampoline. The douchy accent guy drinks some tea, and reads the paper, like a douche. Then he complains about his wife not going to her palladis class, claiming it’s money wasted, as if that really hot chick needs to work out any more. While the douchy man reads the paper, you can visible see the bro guy jumping on a trampoline still. Then, for some reason the husband guy asks for a back massage, rather than a dick massage. Jesus Rollins, I hate this guy. I really, really hope she cheats on him.
The bro guy enters the house, and starts kissing the hot chick. She then takes his pants off, and begins sucking upon his penis. Do male pornstars ever wear underwear? Doesn’t seem like it. Anyway, it is here that you can see, quite possibly, the stupidest fucking tattoo in existence on his leg. But wait, there’s more! You then can see another stupid fucking tattoo on his pubic region. This bro dude, with the stupidest tattoos ever, is getting his dick sucked by a really hot girl, while I write about it, jerking off to it, with tears as lube. Life is so unfair. After this the girl begins to titty fuck him. She sort of looks like Cameron Diaz here. While she goes back to sucking his dick, they start talking about Lord of the Rings or something, I wasn’t really paying attention because I was texting.
What seems like an eternity later, she finally stops sucking his dick, and they start making out. He keeps putting her hand on his dick. Then they go to the bed, and the guy starts eating her out. It also becomes apparent to me that this white male, has some stupid fucking Japanese tattoo all over his back. Makes sense. She claims he’s so much fucking better than her husband, which I find to be quite rude to her husband. Then the dialogue makes it apparent that the dude plans on licking her ass. Then he does it. I was surprised. Then they fuck for a while, and the guy completely ruins the mood, asking if this would become a regular event. I can’t believe he would ask something like that in the heat of all the passion. Then he fucks her some more.
Eventually, she requests that he cum on her face. I wasn’t sure he was going to do it, but then bam, straight out of left field, he cums on her face. She informs him she can never get enough of his dick, and then her husband returns from his 22 minute work day. Finally the naked man sneaks out behind him, as the husband lays down next to his sperm covered wife. The bro dude jumps onto the trampoline, and scampers off in only his mandals.
This scene was pretty cool I guess. I got basically everything I expected from it. I saw a big tittied bitch get railed and spermed upon. The scene had a brilliant plot that I think every single one of us can related to – woman cheats on her husband. Also, it had a trampoline, which was the best part, because it reminded me of my childhood, jumping on trampolines, jizzing on stuff, and running around in nothing but my mandals. Enjoy the scene everyone, UR JERKIN’
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