The video starts with some guy that sounds really fat, sorta like John Goodman talking to some douchy guy with a chinstrap. Also, nobody in the van is wearing a seatbelt. How unsafe. Anyway, he’s playing with some toy, then throws something, then yells “MINE” in an annoying voice. Then he asks some guy to light something on fire, while obnoxiously screaming “IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR” and snorting. I fucking hate this guy already. He seriously reminds me of Don Vito in how he talks. Also he wears a watch. Who the fuck wears a watch? Then they pull out a firework, and Daisy Marie starts talking about something. Then the driver informs us that he’s hungover, and possible still drunk. That’s a big no-no. Then the fat guy yells at the main guy, “Albert” as he shoots off a firework out the window. This guy seems almost as smart as the fat guy that keeps calling Albert a “faggot.” I fucking hate every male in the porn industry so much. This ignorant motherfucking is possibly going to smash Daisy Marie, and I’m here jerking off. Fuck.
Finally, Daisy Marie introduces herself, and then rubs some boogers out of her nose. At this point I really, really wish that the van would crash, and everyone within it would die, except Daisy Marie, because then it would just feel really creepy to be jacking off to a dead chick. The fat guy continues to be annoying, then for some reason Daisy’s shirt is pulled up. Also she’s holding a skull. She also uses profanity, which I frown upon. Then it cuts to some shitty tattoo under her belly button, and the fat guy continues to be annoying. I want to punch him in the fucking throat. I’m really annoyed, so I’m going to skip forward a bit here. At 11 minutes she starts speaking Spanish. I skipped forward more. At 16:30 they send Daisy to inform some dude that she wants to fuck, and they’re going to film it. She picks up some bro, then Daisy shows off her tits. He says his name is Andy or Randy or something, I wasn’t really paying attention. God damn, the actual fucking in this scene better makeup for how annoyed I am right now. Fortunately Daisy Marie is hot, so I have faith.
They ask the dude if he has a girlfriend, while Daisy has her tits out. The guy apparently is an MMA fighter, despite looking like a giant fucking pussy. Then they start speaking of some toy, and I’m getting pretty scared. I really don’t want to see a man get penetrated today. We then learn the guy is a business management major or something, while the fat guy continues to be annoying. Daisy Marie starts being annoying now, and I really just want to see her get fucking smashed. It’s now been 21 minutes, and they haven’t started fucking yet. Finally at 22 minutes it seems like they’re going to start fucking. He asks her to peel her jeans off nice and slow, then it quickly cuts to her already depantsed. Then she starts shaking her ass, and you can see some weird fucking tattoo on her back. I’m not sure what it is, it looks kind of like a butterfly, but sort of like elephant ears. Then the kid starts spreading her buttocks, while examining the pussy. He starts barely touching her pussy while she fake moans for a while. The cameraman is about as bored as I am, as he yawns. Finally, Daisy spreads her legs and starts spreading her poonanner. The fat guy continues to be annoying, and reveals that he’s possibly a murderer, as he explains that he’d like to remove Daisy’s titties, and cook them on a skillet. Those wouldn’t be my words if Daisy Marie was naked in a van.
At 24:00 the fat guy says the n word, then something pretty funny scrolls along the bottom of the screen, that I couldn’t have said better myself. “You can tell that this fucking meathead has never touched apussy in his fucking virgin life!” That’s got to be so fucking embarrassing. Can you imagine how stoked this dumbass bro is, when he comes home that night and tells his pal Chad about what happened? The dude probably went out and bought a BangBros account just to watch this shit with all of his bros. Then that shit scrolled along the bottom of the screen, and his life was forever ruined. Awesome.
Then the dude gives very awkward head, he doesn’t seem very good at it. I bet Daisy is pissed. At this point I got bored, and skipped to about 40 minutes in. You can see the dude pounding Daisy doggie style, and you can see her tattoo. I think it’s like a really fat mermaid or something, with two ginormous legs. Then Daisy fakes an orgasm, while calling the bro dude a fucker. Then she starts barking or something. Eventually the dude is allowed to jizz on her, and he keeps jerking his oddly colored dick. I think he needs to go to the emergency room or something. Eventually he finally blows a pretty piddly load, and Daisy spits semen on the fat annoying guy. I’m very glad that happened, as I fucking hate that piece of shit so much. Then it cuts to the bro dude pissing, and the fat guy continues to be annoying as fuck. Then they leave him. Big surprise.
The scene was pretty alright I guess. Daisy Marie is hot, but fuck, I fucking hate almost every male in the porn industry. Oh well, UR JERKIN’
Oh, and I want to be on some TV show called Daisy of Love. Vote for me, and if I get on, I’ll do some cool shit on TV. http://anonym.to/?http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/tylerbest
Trailer was apparently members only. Here are three screenies, not sure how big they will show up, since fapomatic is inconsistent as fuck.
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