Tonight I will be reviewing a scene featuring the pornographic actress by the name of Cody Lane. The clip is from the movie “No Swallowing Allowed #9.” I recently discovered this girl when my roommate gave me her “Freaks of Cock” video. She’s hot, but I didn’t want to do a review on a Freaks of Cock video. What’s the point in reviewing a clip from a website that uses a FAKE PENIS? That man’s cock probably isn’t freakish at all. Way disappointing.
Apparently the premise of this movie is that this Jessie Summers character plans on “fucking teaching some new fucking whores how to suck mother fucking cock.” Jessie wants to teach Cody Lane, a girl who is playing on a slip ‘n’ slide, how to suck cock. Upon completion of said slip ‘n’ slide, two naked dudes come out and she begins to suck one off, while jerkin’ off the other dude. The first will be henceforth known as “the fat dude.”The other dude happens to have a pretty flaccid dick, considering that Cody Lane is sucking him off, so he will now be referred to as “the limp dick dude.” Fortunately for Cody, Jessie is giving her valuable pointers such as “Suck that fucking cock, bitch,” and “Come on, fucking deep throat that shit.” Phenomenal advice. Cody’s breastesses eventually protrude from her swimsuit. For whatever reason, Jessie and the other girls shirts come up, as they cheer on Cody, and keep offering her amazing advice. Both of them manage to slip their boobies out of their bras, and the ugly chick in yellow begins licking her titty. Solid stuff.
After this, they take Cody inside, making her crawl on her hands and knees, whilst sucking limpy off, creating some sort of “dick leash,” if you will. Once inside, the men have some pretty insightful commentary, such as “awww yeeyuh.” Also the other two chicks are now playing a round of Grab Ass on a chair. Limpy and Fatso continue to fuck Cody, while the other two chicks continue their game of Grab Ass. The men eventually get down to business, and then it’s double penetration time. I believe that balls touch at least once, making these guys total fags. Cody eventually goes ass to mouth, and the porn continues. As in every good porn ever, she eventually gets jizzed on, and, as the movie title suggests, she does not swallow. She just spits the spunk up all over her chest. Her two friends stop playing grab ass and come congratulate her. I’m sure afterward they go out and get celebratory vanilla milkshakes.
I hope you all enjoyed this review. It will also be featured in the “SUPMYDUDE” zine that will be available at United Blood 2008. UR JERKIN’
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