Burning Angel - Phoenix

Hello, and welcome to a very special update of UR JERKIN’ Tonight’s update features some beezie from this message board I post on, and basically she’s just getting into porn. She’s been the topic of attention, as people continuously argue about her – whether they would or wouldn’t, whether she’s hot or not, how many times her father raped her and spit on her – you know, typical message board banter. Anyway, thanks to the internet, now myself, and a pretty large amount of others get to watch and laugh at this chick getting fucked on the internet for free.

So the scene starts off with some guy doing something. I don’t know what. Then Phoenix sits there and writes something down while she begins to play with her vergina through her panties. I guess there are spirits or something stupid in the house – the guy starts praying or begging or something. Phoenix does not appear amused. Phoenix then informs us that there is a banshee in her pussy! Ooooooohhhhhh scary! What really lies within the depths of that meat magnet I do not know, but maybe this dude will find out. So the dude basically starts doing a really shitty job of eating her out, while she moans. You know how porn is. Anyway, the dude does this for a bit, then removes her dress, as he licks her nipples, then feels her ass, all while making noises that sound like the dude has never seen a somewhat attractive girl naked before. After this the porn takes a twist that could be some straight up M. Night Shyamallama shit - the dude removes his pants, and Phoenix starts sucking his cock. So while doing this, the dude plays with her vagina a bit, and part way through, I notice a few key problems. Since this will most likely be read by the actress that we’re all watching get plowed, please:

1. Stop giving handjobs.

2. Don’t forget to cup the balls.

Now that that’s taken care of, back to the porn. So after she stops giving the dude head, he starts hitting it from behind. During this part, it seems like she’s moving pretty awkwardly, while the dude is just trying to get his dick wet. So after a while of watching her ass jiggle while the dude smashes, she sits on his dick, and you can see her legs jiggle now, as the dudes penis continuously pops out of her musty old clap-trap as he barely fucks her. At about 15 minutes in, the camera pans out and you can see her fucking weird ass looking hip and pelvic bones, as they flop around and jiggle ever so awkwardly. It’s really mesmerizing, in a Goatse sort of way. So after a few more minutes of their tomfoolery, she begins doming the dude up, while stating that she loves choking on his cock. I believe it. Then they fuck for a short while, she grabs her tits, and asks for the dude to cum upon them. Despite the fact that the dude is still fucking her, and isn’t even about to cum. I know you’re absolutely aching to have this stranger soak your tits with his bodily fluids, but chill. So eventually the dude cums, she licks her finger, then the dude goes back to chasing ghosts. The end.

So, that was cool. Not the most interesting porn. Or even a remotely good one, but whatever, this chick from the internet just got fucked, and we all saw it, and probably got a few cheap laughs. Don't forget to check out the thread for some back story and a few good laughs. Link is under her picture. UR JERKIN' OR SOMETHIN'

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