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Rachel Starr in Secretary's Diary #2
Hello, and welcome to another installment of UR JERKIN’ The people have voted, and Rachel Starr will be the focus of today’s update. Now I personally don’t see what all the hype is about, I really don’t find her that attractive. I mean if she came up to me and wanted to bone, I’d be all over that, but she really doesn’t seem to be anything out of the ordinary. Her face sort of reminds me of that of a horse. Oh well, you’ve all voted, and it shall be done. This scene is from the movie Secretary’s Day #2. Much like the title suggests, she is a secretary, and this scene takes place in the daytime. Also, props to Surgeon General over at Banned From Life ( www.bflsite.com ) for getting me this scene.
The scene begins with her sitting at her secretary station thing. The phone rings, and she takes a message, and we learn her boss is out of the office. For some reason, she begins speaking to herself, rather than just thinking it. She checks her panties for some reason, informing us that they are indeed, red. This is a smart script, as it serves to not alienate the colorblind viewers. She then knocks over a pen, and calls herself stupid and clumsy. This bitch is already bugging me. This scene better redeem itself when she begins getting railed.
Minutes later, the boss comes in and lets us now that he has a lunch meeting, and that a supply guy is about to stop by. My guess is that he’s definitely going to supply Rachel with something. SPERM. After this Rachel begins walking around, and happens to come across some Viagra that has been left out. She then goes through someone’s desk and finds n00dz of some broad. After that, she goes on somebody’s Macbook. Low and behold, they left porn open on it, full screen, in a work environment. Pretty shitty porn at that. The plot thickens. She begins watching the porn and touching her underwear. During this, the supply man enters, and the plot once more thickens. The dude walks in on her, and makes some small talk. The dude implies that they should fuck on the desk. Who knows where this will go?
The important client begins feeling up Rachel’s boobs and then de-panties her. He starts eating her out, and I skip ahead, because that’s really fucking boring. If I wanted to watch a girl get head, I’d watch lesbian porn. At about 10:30 that boring stuff is over, and the blowing begins. This happens for a bit, then at 15:00 or so, the titty fucking begins! At about 17:00 she starts shaking her ass a bunch, and they get down to business at about 18:00 or so. They both seem very unenthusiastic about this coital experience. He speaks in a very monotone voice saying things such as “that feels good,” while she fucks him. At about 21:00 she begins shaking her ass and engulfing his cock, while he sort of just chills there and acts really lazy. They fuck a bunch more until he finally blows his load on her face and chest. She also spits on herself a lot.
After this the important client goes to leave, and runs into the boss. He informs him that his boxes are there, and walks away. Unfortunately for Rachel, she runs into her boss, while still not dressed. She attempts to play it off as if she spilled something on her skirt, but the boss isn’t having it. He yells at her to get in his office, and gives her a nice slap on the ass as the door closes behind them. This leaves an opening for a sequel.
Despite me not being that into Rachel Starr, I have to give it to you jerkers, she sure can fuck. Although her face still is somewhat horse-esque to me, she does have a smoking body, and she sure can take a dick. I’d like to give a thank you to all the readers that voted for her. Thanks to you I have a new girl I’ll be jerkin’ to, and a lot less hard drive space. EVERYBODY’S JERKIN’

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