UR JERKIN': Clara G and Cindy Hope in My Cruel Sluts 2

Welcome to the return of UR JERKIN’ Today’s post will be the very first lesbian film review on this site. I know, I know, you’re thinking that lesbian porn is boring. Normally I’d agree with you, but this porn has some of the most ridiculous and cool lesbian shit ever. Think a slightly less kinky Belladonna that isn’t pregnant. I know, jackpot.

This scene is from "My Cruel Sluts 2," and stars Clara G, and Cindy Hope. It starts with Clara G, this pretty hot chick with big boobs and an accent, talking to some guy with an accent. They’re discussing living in a shit hole or something for four years or four days, I’m not really sure as the sound is pretty low right now due to my roommate being home, and my typing being loud. Anyway the girl is showing you what’s residing inside her xcamox skirt, as she keeps talking to this dude. Right as the bitch finishes a sentence about something boring and stupid, the ballsy cameraman gives a forceful command that I am thankful for. “Show them your tits.” And she delivers exactly what is promised, and oh, what glorious tits they are, aside from the mild tan line, which is yucky. The man asks her to start jerkin’ until she informs him she has a chick in the fridge. That’s right, the fridge.

Inside the fridge there is a chick, Cindy Hope, who is reading, despite the fact that fridge lights do NOT stay on when the door is closed. Lazy fucking porn directors. Regardless of this obvious plot problem, and the fact that this girl has a name that sounds like she should be Barack Obama’s campaign leader, she begins to get spanked and show off her ass. I dig it. Eventually Clara starts playing with her panties and stuff, while Cindy Hope looks hot and allows it. But low and behold, sticking out of her vagina is a string. This can not be fucking good. Oh god what am I watching? String aside, the girls continue to touch eachother and such while the cameraman is being annoying. As the girls disrobe, the string is found again. Low and behold, it isn’t what I initially thought it was, but anal, or I guess vaginal beads in this case. Clara removes three of them, and gives her friend a nice firm affectionate spank in the ass. Clara then reveals that she too has some sort of beadlike substance inside one of her orifices. The girls shake their asses around and shit for a while, until Clara decides to put her bead inside of Cindy. This has got to be some sort of health code violation. Clara plays with her and eats her and stuff until something ridiculous happens.

At about 14:30 Cindy pulls out a ginormous dildo, and it looks like it’s going into Clara. Clara takes this huge fake wiener inside her while the cameraman continues to not shut the fuck up. After a little of this, the roles are reversed, and Cindy takes a ginormous dildo in her verginer. This is just the prelude to better things to come, however, as soon Clara has worked her entire fist into her. Yippee! Clara continues to bring the noise and the funk all up in Cindy’s vagina for a bit longer, until again it’s reversal time. As the camera returns, Cindy now has her entire fist inside of Clara’s pooner. After this, at about 23 minutes the cameraman finally does something somewhat cool, and slaps a ho. They move to the couch, where Clara flips Cindy on her front and begins to start the revolution. Her fist is once more inserted into Cindy, as Clara is jerkin’ off Cindy. This is once again reversed, and eventually these two beezies go back downstairs. Cindy once more enters the fridge for some reason, as Clara talks about how fucking amazing it was.